Friday, 4 May 2007

Podcast and Charming Ashley

Hey folks,
JJ here,

Hope you're enjoying the new podcast and know more than you could have ever dreamed about Wimbledon FC/MK Dons/Dublin Dons/AFC Wimbledon;o)

As promised here's the lyrics to a tune which of course we just found and in no way endorse the findings therof. Any part with ****** instead of a word apparently is something that rhymes with 'drag'. We at Okeydoke are at a loss.... anyhoo

ASHLEY COLE IS A CHELSEA BATTY BOI

When you were Arsenal, you were wanting more
You were chatting to that Chelsea whore
What ya do that for? (What ya do that for)
Now you’re at Chelsea, you’ve got something to say
The whole of England knows your gayB
ecause you walk that way (because you walk that way)

Ashley you’re a Chelsea ******
You should’ve been an England WAG
And your Geordie bird is a slag (what a slapper!)
When you were feeling all out on your own
We know the games that you play with your phone
You stick it up your jacks, then you whine and you moan

Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy
He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy
Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy
He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy

Whenever we see you, you know we’re gonna give you stick‘
Cause you’re a little Chelsea prickAnd you do suck dick (and you do suck dick)
We can’t wait to beat you, Arsenal’s gonna kick your ass
Got the best left back - Gallas
He’s another class

Ashley you’re a Chelsea ******
You should’ve been an England WAG
And your Geordie bird is a slag (what a slapper!)
When you were feeling all out on your own
We know the games that you play with your phone
You stick it up your jacks, then you whine and you moan

Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy
He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy
Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy
He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy

You're a ******, you’re a dick, you’re a knob, you’re a prick
And Mourinho’s crap, I bet you swallowed it
You’re a ******, you’re a dick, you’re a knob, you’re a prick

Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy
He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy
Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy
He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy

etc etc etc to infinity.....

4 comments:

Mark V said...

we should probably set up a company so that if we do get sued, as least we won't lose our personal belongings.
i like the way you put in astericks in certain parts and yet still called him dick, knob, prick etc...

JJ said...

The astericks’ were due to the copy and paste job I did from another site and my late reply is due to drinking myself into oblivion over the weekend. I think our dedication to slanderous remarks will mean that should we gain any type of notoriety all previous podcasts will have to be deleted.

Otherwise, putting in bleeps is an option. I mean who could know what the following, said in a somewhat less than sincere tone, means…

“*ohn *erry is categorically not a *acist and all his best friends are *lack”

No court in the land would *onvict us.

Mark V said...

I think we should show more restraint. Be a bit more like the boys at BBC or ITV

Anonymous said...

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